Today our "Scrum master" asked as to write the sub tasks. She is so stupid and has no idea what programming is, she didn't write a single line of code once. All she do is watching videos on YouTube while we make her job and she is getting paid so much more than us. I fucking hate her.
His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name...
i know object oriented programming is the way to do things, i understand the principles of code reusability, maintainability, etc.
but i still prefer procedural. it's just easier and gets the job done the same.
i should stop smoking so i can find a new job but i am a lazy person.
Play Telesketch
A multiplayer, drawing game from the idiot behind Coding Confessional.
Every single day I use shitty software that doesn't work worth a damn, throws errors, makes little sense as far as logical process flow, gives false positive feedback, etc. Registration and scheduling for dental appointments, rental applications, requesting quotes for any variety of services. I never considered myself a genius developer or anything but motherfucker what the hell is going on.
Need to jot some notes down? There's an app for that!
Need to track your calories? There's an app for that!
Need to keep track of your twitter, facebook and tinder? There's an app for that!
Need to get rid of this overwhelming paralysing fear of people? There's no app for that.
Need to stop having panic attacks? There's no app for that.
Need to learn to love oneself? There's no app for that.
I love the idea of freelance. I realize it's not all roses but the idea of being free from some cunt breathing down your neck in a soul destroying pattern of repetition as they wear you down and wear you down until you crack or come to the realization that your necktie is a symbolism for a corporate noose.
But freelancing sucks major balls. Getting clients in a pain in the ass, speaking to people about their mundane stupid problems, chasing them for money that they won't pay because they know you're just one person..
Nobody takes freelancers seriously. Banks say good morning sir.. now get the fuck out
I confess I'm addicted to this site. Is there a sinilar forum where we can bitch and have longer discussions?
I'm too lazy to learn design patterns, legacy techniques, and follow and data structure and algorithm lesson. I prefer to do stuff and follow good coding practice first.
i smelled my coworkers seat for a faint whiff of the good stuff. Alas she is clean.
I want to highly encourage all my employees to use Arch Linux with no Desktop Environment and no GUI apps at all.
I just copied a solution from stackoverflow and i have no idea how the function works. But i've been stuck on this bug for two days and this solution actually worked! Ah well, guess i'll read it line by line and try to make sense of it... Someday
Our systems analyst keeps getting onto me for using the "antiquated" sticky note system. He's trying to get everyone to use Workfront... While I keep everyone else up to date on Workfront, I refuse to stop using sticky notes. I know they don't work for everyone, but I am much more productive with sticky notes.
I hate javascript.
{} + [] === 0 evaluates to true.
Absolutely inadequate type system. With little pretty features like implicit type coercion - well isn't that cute and fun and everything :)). Oh btw, 0 === {} + [] evaluates to false. This shitlanguage is flawed by design, but somehow everyone just moan and groan and make fun presentations of it, but still use it instead calling w3c to build a replacement.
There are too many niggers and faggots where I work. Absolve if I should stay and Condemn if I should leave.
Last week I asked what is considered well paid in web dev. Comments showed the huge discrepancy in pay with top salaries at $120k. At the same time, many of us are worried about wage stagnation. With this in mind, can those top earners share some tips on how to succeed?
WARNING: Due to resent racist and threatening comments made on the site, the authorities have forced us to buy software that records IP addresses. However, the authorities don't actually require us to use said software oddly enough. We just have to have in our tech stack. So after contemplating how we can use this software to our advantage, we have decided to do the following: 1. Use the software to track down and find GFY™ and skull fuck his entire family to death. 2. Track down the "Hope you're fired guy" and force him to rape his own mother, and then beat them both to death (him and his mother). -Thanks for patience and understanding.
I think most programmers are cocksuckers with their hipster bags and wanky tight jeans and pussified Harry Styles dickhead haircut. Useless milennials are no good for anything but sitting in front of a computer and acting like they have some control over their stupid meaningless lives.