Agile and Scrum have turned this entire industry into an assembly line.
i'm a web developer with 10 years experience and i still dont know how to use vim or most linux commands for that matter.
I'm concerned I'm antiquated as a developer, because I won't even touch it if it's not .NET. Love new tech, but there has to be a NuGet package - or I have no interest.
Play Telesketch
A multiplayer, drawing game from the idiot behind Coding Confessional.
I reported a T-SQL stored procedure bug 2 versions ago that randomly deletes table data for a table that tracks user approvals for journals. I just checked, it's still broken in live customer environments. It just needs another join... :/ Guess that's going to stay there.
Who would have thought that infinite recursion would be such a bitch, whilst writing micro service implementations? I do now!
Even if I am lazy, unmotivated, and only put in 3 or 4 hours of real work a day I am ten times as productive than my coworkers.
Guys I'm sorry, I'm the one who posted that techies are poison to humanity. Actually, I just hate myself, and I am a 'techie' I suppose. The world is what we make of it and I'm the one who sometimes spreads poison because I have issues. On behalf of commenters to this post, fuck me. I'll try to be better.
I work in video games. Our job is to make our game as addictive as possible so that we can make the most money out of micro-transactions. (Think mobile phone games) A lot of our game design is by marketing telling us what people will most likely buy in the game by watching data. Sure, it starts free-to-play, but to keep you playing and paying we mine data to make it more "sticky."
After a while I felt like I was working for a drug dealer and quit recommending our games to people I knew. Sure, people have fun playing the games we make, but I don't want to hear later about how much money you or your kids wasted on it.
I feel for paying a hooker because I am lazy to create a tinder account and I have no patience to find a girl on the street.
I'm doing a good job for first time, after 6 yrs in the business.
I wake up happy and I go to work and I enjoy what I do. I think this is only because I am for first time being paid what I think I deserve.
I typed in a text file "I hate my colleagues" and I was going to paste it in codingconfesional but my accident I pasted it in a commit message and I pushed it. Now I am afraid I will be fired on monday :_((
I have failed in so many ways in life. Saying that makes me feel better.
Dear techies. You are poison to humanity. I hope your life ends horribly.
coding is bullshit. just grunt work for some cunts to make shit tons of money while your vertebrae crumbles like dust over the course of the years.
you motherfucking city dwelling cocksuckers with your apple laptops, skinny jeans and converse can suck my fucking bellend. what kind of generation is this? cant fix a fucking door handle, cant make a decent sandwich... fuck right off.
I left uni. Got graduate job. Quit after 4 years to do a startup. That was 8 years ago. None of my startups have made it. I look at my ex colleagues. All VPS, Directors, Senior VPs now.
i have no kids and no mortgage, no possessions and no debt. but i'm pushing 30 and feel like i should have achieved more than i have, which is essentially nothing.
what do i do with my life?
Im farting a lot today... the hindus and chinese around me like it, reminds them of spice and stuff. I just go quiet and dont say anything about the smell ...