Coding Confessional

I work for Oracle.

Bing is my default search engine

I think Objective C is the best programming language.

As part of creating a Minecraft PS3 controller mapping, I needed to detect when the inventory screen appeared. To accomplish this I had an image recognition program detect the inventory and write a boolean value to a text file being read by an AppleScript invoked 30 times per second by the controller mapping software.

I use IE9 and IE10

I have a girlfriend.

I often use <table> instead of div.

I worked for Zynga.

Who cares about comments?

I like writing code in PHP

I don't understand half of the tasks they tell me to do and I'm too scared to ask for details. I'm a bug-maker

I still dont know how to malloc memory in C on my 2nd year at University .

I've posted this from IE6

To motivate myself when I program, I think of someone I loved in highschool, not my wife.

I'm an enterprise architect for a large company. My decisions affect the daily work of over 1000 developers and millions of our users. I can talk a good game, but I probably couldn't write a "Hello World" application in any language without looking at documentation.

All of my loops tend to have something to do with deification... for(poop=100; poop > feelbetter; poop--) ...

I still use vb6... daily...

Internet Explorer > Firefox, Chrome

I use print statements for debugging. Never wittingly touched a debugger in my life.

I've been programming for around 10 years, and I still don't know jack about Design Patterns.

I run untested code which modifies the whole user table in the production console

I don't comment or document my code

I once wrote code that helped a patent troll troll for patents.