Need to jot some notes down? There's an app for that! ...

Absolutions: 15 • Condemnations: 4

05/18/2017

Need to jot some notes down? There's an app for that! Need to track your calories? There's an app for that! Need to keep track of your twitter, facebook and tinder? There's an app for that! Need to get rid of this overwhelming paralysing fear of people? There's no app for that. Need to stop having panic attacks? There's no app for that. Need to learn to love oneself? There's no app for that.

15 absolve 4 condemn

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Anonymous #1:

we should make an app for that

Anonymous #2:

Nope, but there is a pill!

Anonymous #3:

Got cancer? There's no app for that

Anonymous #4:

being priced out of the housing market and having to move into ever shitty areas just to be able to get by? there's no app for that.

Anonymous #5:

Yes try Zoloft. Saved me from social anxiety. Whatever you do, stay the fuck away from the benzos

Anonymous #6:

Just DROP all databases and fuck everyone

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