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Absolutions: 16 • Condemnations: 6

05/20/2017


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Anonymous #1:
Go fuck yourself as hard as you can, never to return nor be heard from again.
Anonymous #2:
Absolved for honesty and having the guts to say "Sorry, I was wrong".
Anonymous #3:
I'm the commenter that said that I was doing my tiny part to usher in the upcoming age of automation. I still want you to be homeless, and I want you to starve to death. Slowly. I really mean that. You are *not* forgiven.
Anonymous #4:
Hopefully you'll be fired.
Anonymous #5:
Impossible to be more obviously fake.
Anonymous #6:
Take it easy man. Developers carry way too much weight on their shoulders.
Anonymous #7:
Yes. Hell yes. Praise the self-aware shitfucker, everyone has issues now and then and feels like giving the world a piece of its own shit, coming out about that deserves some absolution.
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