Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.Confess
Goddamn it I'm tired of resolving everything through the dependency injection container. I'm just going to call new on this object and be done with it.
A multiplayer, drawing game from the idiot behind Coding Confessional.
I have 3 work-related presentations in my network drive. And 148 animated gifs of cats and people falling over.
Was lazy to implement a set of new features for a client. Did it later that week instead.
I command tab away from reddit to my terminal anytime I hear someone walking nearby.
I've kept all of the source code I wrote from all of the companies I've ever worked at.
Everyone in my office (except myself) is WAY too cool to work on a pc, so when they ask if it works in Internet Explorer, the answer is always 'yes.'
I work in "cyber security" but I still use 'password' as the password for most of my personal accounts.
Half the coding I do is just C and P. Or X and V, if you want to get technical.
When my issues in issue trackers are marked as low priority I die a little inside.
I went into IT for the money, now I find myself writing code on the weekends for fun.
Nobody here reads the git logs. So I've started adding things about my coworkers to my commits: "...after fixing a bug in the user class. I wish Mark would stop bringing in Indian food for lunch. It reeks in here."