Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.Confess
I think people who willingly code in PHP should not be writing software.
I used a naïve n^2 search algorithm when nlog(n) performance could've been achieved just by doing a sort. This was in C.
I think 99% of engineers are utterly unqualified to interview potential candidates.
A multiplayer, drawing game from the idiot behind Coding Confessional.
I intentionally don't fix bugs to do with removing things. If you didn't want it then you shouldn't have added it in the first place.
To lazy to implement a well-written sorting algorithm I once populated a list control in Visual Basic 6, set to hidden visibility and sorted, and then read the items from the top to order them.
Sometimes I like to imagine a world where only I am allowed to write software
I publicly disclosed security flaws after being told specifically not to fix them.
I completely rewrote a functioning application because it was originally written in vb .net.
I am not a developer, I currently have completed a semester of Java programming in high school but I love coming here to learn what not to do.
I almost never write comments, and when I do, they're always both cryptic and deceptive.
I told them I would check in the test ASAP, but I never did. They never noticed.
I couldn't understand/work through the framework bugs, so I convinced the management to let me rip it out and write myself.
I never think about boundaries when writing loops. I just let it run infinitely and break when a condition is satisfied.
Years ago, while I was still a beginner, I littered codebases with variable names like boo, foo and zoo. The fact that I did that still haunts me to this day.
I build web applications and I don't use node.js, coffeescript, dart, typescript, angular, ember, <framework/library of the week on github>
I've been programming for 25+ years and still have no idea how to structure a program.
I knowingly waste my time creating ridiculously secure log in systems -- I'm talking about multiple level, 1000 character hashes & salts -- just so I have more work hours...
If I ever won the lottery, I would spend every last dime hiring an army of hitmen to kill everyone who's ever been involved in the development or propagation of Internet Explorer.