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Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

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Is it just me, or does this industry just get weirder and weirder.

If anyone from Apple visits this site, I hope you die. I hope your family dies. I hope all your friends die. Three weeks to reset a fucking password? I hope terrorists blow up all your campuses. I wish I could strangle the fucking life out of each of you.

Liberals fawning over Rocket Man's sister. Could you all please blow your fucking brains out.

Is there anything more pathetic than thinking the world is a globe in 2018?

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When you ask for a raise (respectfully, and with data showing that you are already doing over 5x more work than originally agreed to) and you get fired instead. (No, I didn't ask for a specific amount, just that the idea of a raise be discussed.)

I need to get high on weed

I have a phobia of being watched by myself from the future.

I worry less about the tool we use and more about the tools having to use it. #dumbitdown

I cannot wait for the zombie apocalypse. All the nerds with the better-than-thou attitude are going to be the first to buy the farm.

This should have been a long, rewarding, full of cat gifs blog post on medium about programming. But I'm lazy so it's not. Have a good day. Your lazy coworker.

speak to your doctor. your generalized and social anxiety will not improve by itself. there is more to life

Ryan is a cutiepie. "What is the opposite of soft?" Fitting. ;)

Ryan you need a sister site called Coding Professional or Professor Coding's Happy Time :D :D

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What's the opposite of a unicorn? A donkey? I'm a donkey.

i write kernels in javascript. i write device drivers in javascript. i write poetry in javascript.

muthafuck dre, muthafuck snoop, muthafuck deathrowww and here comes my left blow. this be the e-a-z-y e and this is the season to let the reall mfckn gz in

React react react react react react components one way data binding blahblah blahblah jsjsjsjsjsjs.ioioioioioiioioioioio

westside til i die booyaka

Confieso que aveces detrás

20 year old me was butt fucking a girl over a TMNT beanbag. I was way cooler back then :(

The 20 year old me was happy that the job came with potential for ‘career progression’. The 30 year old me wondered why his career had not progressed.

The 20 year old me was happy to sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day to get the money to buy the things he wanted. The 30 year old me was saddened that he had to trade 8 hours a day, every day of his life just to barely pay the bills and stay alive.