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The number of assholes on Stackoverflow.com has quadrupled in the past few years. Ask a question they deem simple or stupid and they're round you like flies round shit. Would they be rude to your face? No, because the fist to teeth interface hurts. I don't care if you're Linus Torvalds or ex-NASA: stop being dicks and treat people asking questions with respect.

poo in my loo pajeet

What is the age limit for entering the army? I think I'd rather go die overseas that fucking do this till it is time to retire.

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am considering moving from accounting into web development. any pitfalls i should be aware of?

should my computer be bluescreening when i punch my desk?

The simple existence of "extract-text-webpack-plugin" makes me want to jump from the window, why webpack have to be so bad? So you use all the super node hi-tech shit to generate INLINE CSS, then you go and get a fucking plugin to extract it and generate a CSS file? Man, I hope I'am really, really, really wrong...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwewTlxS9k

Real Python is yellow, blue, purple, and green. And black.

You are not going to build the next Facebook or Amazon, you are barely going to survive with that pathetic paycheck, you want out? you connive, you lie, cheat, steal, you keep your eye out for any opportunity never to return to that 9 to 5 button pushing existence but most importantly you think beyond the end of the month, because at the end of the day, fuck you you're just a replaceable vode monkey.

A cross-platform library that I am using has a bug on macOS causing a CPU "bus error" when the program exits, and only when the program exits. It's an error related to RAII. Rather than spending time fixing the bug, I'm calling "exit(0)" to terminate the program to avoid the issues. :(

How good a C programmer is seems proportional to how many gotos they use. Not even trolling.

Wenn man das hier so liest sind manche Leute einfach unterfordert oder hoffnungslos ├╝berbezahlt.

Kate Steinle's illegal wetback killer walks. Hopefully you faggots have some more water shortages and forest fires.

My company hired an outsourced team of 5 to do the same job as my team of 2. We have been working on the exact same project for almost a year and we've been unofficially pitted against one another in different repos. Our project has been highly successful and we've been praised for our work. The outsourced one doesn't even run. When the fuck will companies learn?

Christians and muslims are like JS devs arguing over frameworks. Idiots - the problem is that the core principle is rotten, not the shade of lipstick you're putting on your pig

I've had several companies contact me over the past few months after initially rejecting me and going with a cheaper foreign alternative. In every case, they went for the cheaper technical expertise and ignored the communication and business skills... and the project(s) suffered for it. When will they learn, you can't put anyone in charge of a project, and treat developers like field hands?

I confess the inability to solve the assigned problems quickly enough. Other people's code, I have next to no idea what the actual issues are, I was told "yeah this doesn't work but we really want it to work, so just go make it more stable", and I'm supposed to magically do this with a tech stack I've never encountered before. In one week. I'm 3 days in and have barely made any progress.

OMFG!!! This is not Inja!! im at an open office in the middle of some indian mob. They discuss in other language technical problems!!! HEY MOFOS I NEED TO LISTEN!!! or not?. AT LEAST DONT SING! fux! they sing faggot indian songs! and join in different voices like some bollywood nightmare!, Thank God im living soon this circus...

I'm very depressed about the direction that extremist liberals are taking in regards to sex and relationships. I'm afraid to start a new relationships because I feel like everyone these days is into polyamory, swinging, orgies and all that. Could you be with someone that used to get gang-banged on the regular?

I think dogs are probably better than most people.

I hate all of these retarded new gadgets like Amazon Echo. It's stupid, unnecessary crap for business faggots and tabloid-tier tech magazines to circlejerk over.

DevOps faggots take note: your job is to make sure you dont have a job... you are hired by the business layer not the technology layer, with the ultimate goal of "automating"... all of you will be replaced by a dirty script...

Screen_shot_2017-11-28_at_20.03.52 God fucking damn it. Fuck typescript. Fuck angular 2/3/4(/5?) I've been trying for 8 fucking hours to get pouchdb to work with angular 4 and no success.