Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.Confess
I feel bad that some people have to go to college to learn how to code.
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Nothing says "smart and interesting" like an obscure t-shirt or sticker.
I told my parents that I couldn't find a job just so I could live at home trying to be an indie game designer/programmer.
I've been programming for around 10 years, and I still don't know jack about Design Patterns.
Not that I tell them this, but I won't hire a developer who uses Windows.
I don't give a fuck what the designer says I do what I think is better and then I try to convince the designer that what I do is better
I've been told off before because I left offensive variable names in my code such as 'cunt', 'fucker' and 'workyoubastard'.
I advocate for TDD but when it comes time to actually writing code I rarely write tests.
If you say "agile" or "design patterns" I automatically think less of you, even though you may be capable.
I think people who willingly code in PHP should not be writing software.