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I like writing code in PHP

I feel bad that some people have to go to college to learn how to code.

I think web developers are sissies.

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I still code ActionScript

I told my parents that I couldn't find a job just so I could live at home trying to be an indie game designer/programmer.

I use spaces over tabs

I've been programming for around 10 years, and I still don't know jack about Design Patterns.

Not that I tell them this, but I won't hire a developer who uses Windows.

I always use GUIs instead of the command line whenever possible

I have no respect for web programmers.

i rejected a lot of works because they use windows ... :D

I still love and use Perl as my favorite language

Url I like spaces over tabs

I don't give a fuck what the designer says I do what I think is better and then I try to convince the designer that what I do is better

I've been told off before because I left offensive variable names in my code such as 'cunt', 'fucker' and 'workyoubastard'.

I write inline CSS when I feel lazy

I advocate for TDD but when it comes time to actually writing code I rarely write tests.

If you say "agile" or "design patterns" I automatically think less of you, even though you may be capable.

I think people who willingly code in PHP should not be writing software.