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Absolutions: 3 • Condemnations: 12

01/13/2018


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Anonymous #1:
IOC + DI for the win
antognist:
If I did disagree and i had to kill myself it would be in a really messy way and you buddy would be going down with me; But today its your lucky day as I agree.
Anonymous #2:
yeah who ever needs to encapsulate anything; in fact I think that in most cases, users should just specify all the implementation classes being used at runtime
FuckIT:
Inject dependencies even if you've gone 20 parameters into your shitty little function. I love the brainless drones coming from CS these days that shit themselves at the sight of a global.
OP:
Clearly Anon #2 doesn't ever get laid. Do you guys sense that.
Anonymous #3:
So you're saying for a throwaway app I need to add an IOC container? My fucking arse. Don't be an idiot- use common sense. Do you even YAGNI, bro?
OP:
Anon 3 is both a coward and likely a scummy smelly H1B. Obviously you know fuck all, if you think injection is purely about the container. Anon 3 report to bathroom with razor.
OP Again:
'Do you even YAGNI, bro?' - This is where I'm hearing the scum h1b from. You guys smell it. I would so love to give that nigger a curby, right when he says YAGNI (I know an acronym look at me). God damn smelly Indian, took r jobs.
Anonymous #4:
@#3 Container? ha ha. You know nothing
Anon 3:
I know more than you kids know. And I know you ain't shit. Want to come at me on an assembler discussion, you bloatware loving pricks?
Anon 3:
I know more than you kids know. And I know you ain't shit. Want to come at me on an assembler discussion, you bloatware loving pricks?
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