Coding Confessional

Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.


Absolutions: 20 • Condemnations: 0



Anonymous #1:
Everyone in Silicon Valley is 12.
Anonymous #2:
Ah yes, the "Spotify model". Lets all try to be like a piece of software riddled with bugs that changes features and UX without telling users every week. Doesn't surprise me at all that the people behind it are nutjobs.
Anonymous #3:
On one hand it seems embarrassing for the people pushing that nonsense, on the other hand, it would be degrading as a senior level employee to be involved with it.
Anonymous #4:
Welcome Falconhoof the bug-slayer!!! Choose your quest! You have selected "Spotify shares are plummeting and I need a new job". good luck!!!
Anonymous #5:
Grouping everyone of one race or gender in a tribe sounds like a minefield for HR. I love it. Go White Tribe!