Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
I just found out that 'muricans eat something called granola that's basically müsli with a shit-ton of added sugar and oil so it lumps up into pieces. Never change. Gotta watch out for that healthy stuff.
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I just found out that stupid foreigners eat shit fresh from their assholes.
#1: Add some sugar for the next big hit.
Americans are stuck in the 7-year-old mindset of wanting to eat ice cream every day.
Fried butter stick.