Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
Dear techies. You are poison to humanity. I hope your life ends horribly.
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what do you do, 'non techie' dude? O wait, let me traceroute this message you just send
Dear OP: Fuck yourself in your asshole starting now, and continue in perpetuity.
Hey, OP, I'm one of the techies that's doing my individual, tiny part to help usher in the upcoming era of automation. Enjoy being unemployed and homeless. You deserve it. I mean that.
Haha, "techies". What are you, 75 years old?
Dear non-techie OP, your wishes are in vain. Technology surrounds you. Your landline phone - it's a computer. Your digital wristwatch - it's a tiny computer, even more so if it's a smartwatch. Your car - it's a rolling computer. Once you get old, that pacemaker you get implanted - it's a computer. We techies HAVE WON, and the world is better off for it. I wish you a long and happy life - we, the techies, give it our best efforts. Sincerely, part of the "poison to humanity".