Coding Confessional

Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.


Absolutions: 20 • Condemnations: 10



Anonymous #1:
Pendulum is a swinging the other way. Google functional programming. Famous quote OO = Calculus of Nouns FP = Poetry of Verbs.
Anonymous #2:
I'd rather follow someone's calculus than try and interpret their poetry, thanks.
Anonymous #3:
It's easier to prove formally the poetry. Calculus is the wrong word. You do not fiddle so much with the hidden state and inheritance magic in Mathematics.
Anonymous #4:
Fuck you it takes me ages to debug your procedural shit when I pick it up.