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Coding Confessional

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Absolutions: 7 • Condemnations: 19

04/20/2017


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Anonymous #1:
If you're getting blamed, either you're keeping your mouth shut and/or not presenting them evidence it's not your fault. Man up
Anonymous #2:
Ever occur to you to LEARN BACKEND? This is why I evolved into a full-stack developer... so I could fix shit in the UI or in the API and keep the ball moving instead of everyone sitting around with thumbs up their asses.
Anonymous #3:
Jey anon 2, not true, im full shack, i do node, this project is node, but client wont let me touch the work of the scientists
Anonymous #4:
Hello Mr Typical Front-End Dev who only has elementary education. How did you get this job? Finished a course on udemy or smth :D?
Sese:
Anon 4 you faggot, i do backend also, thats why i think this shouldn't be so complex, is squirters like you that overcomplicate anything and make it sound like you are saving lives in an atomic center. When you are more a digital bricklayer for costco software
Anonymous #4:
#Sese I'm not a web developer, not even close, not even even close.
Anonymous #5:
HOW DARE THE BACKEND DEVS DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY THE FIRST TIME SO IT DOESN'T ALL GO TO SHIT. You fucking idiot.
Anonymous #6:
I'm a backend dev and I'd agree that things get overcomplicated quickly. Then again, this is a Java-based backend in a typical telco enterprise, thus considering our code base is still maintainable we're doing pretty well.
Anonymous #7:
ill wreck ur backend. w nodejs yeaahhh java can eat a fagabyte of dick flipped bits. or vaginabyte if u lezzy. fashodoloc ctrl alt del f8 press del for options
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