Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
Videogames are tools of the devil to turn you gay.
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Can confirm, Link from the OOT manual turned me gay when I was a kid.
OP spends a lot of time worrying about his homo-erotic thoughts and feelings.
Gayness is just about the worst thing you can do, better keep an eye on it.
Or maybe videogames are tools of the gay to turn you devil?
Being gay isn't a bad thing...