Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
I once shoved a hot dog (wrapped in a condom) up my ass to see if I was gay. Turns out I didn't like it.
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Unfortunately for you, the insertion itself means you're gay. Condemned until full repentance is offered.
Unfortunately a normal hot dog will collapse when you try to do this.
typical project manager
#2: My butt has been "pre-streched" a bit.
That's because the hotdog isnt hard enough