Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
Business: we need you to write gorgeous maintainable code that lasts for ages. Also Business: can you throw this **** together in an evening, we needed it two months ago and the budget is 20 hours tops.
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Go Fuck Yourself
Where did you see "we need you to write gorgeous maintainable code that lasts for ages"? That sounds like something that would elicit a blank stare at 99% of companies.
Business: Please do your black magic again!
Code everything into one giant file just to see how many people complain their brains hurt from reading it.