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Coding Confessional

Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

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Absolutions: 12 • Condemnations: 3

11/24/2017


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GFY:
Go Fuck Yourself
Anonymous #1:
Where did you see "we need you to write gorgeous maintainable code that lasts for ages"? That sounds like something that would elicit a blank stare at 99% of companies.
Anonymous #2:
^ lol
Anonymous #3:
Business: Please do your black magic again!
FuckIT:
Code everything into one giant file just to see how many people complain their brains hurt from reading it.
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