Got introduced to the "Spotify model" of team organisation recently. Supposedly it's Agile. It has squads, chapters, tribes, guilds. As much as I like Agile's basic ideas, to me this sounds like pure satire. Look, I'm not a DND character, I don't want to join a "guild". I'm not a soldier, so stay away with "squads". What's next, renaming bug tickets to "quests"? Is everyone at Spotify twelve?