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Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

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Absolves: 146 | Condemns: 58

07/04/2013



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Anonymous:
This is not a confession - go away
Anonymous:
Translation: I often use technical methods that my teammates don't understand (which is fine) and I can't communicate the reason or value in using those patterns.
Anonymous:
people don't understand my code and it's not my fault. how f*cking brilliant am I?
Anonymous:
Translation: people don't like me because I look down on them.
Anonymous:
Humblebrag.
Zoidberg:
Your code is bad and you should feel bad! (\/) (°,,,°) (\/)
Anonymous:
Design patterns people don't understand aren't design patterns! They start being patterns when people understand them. So what I'm reading is: "people think my code is bad because I make it complicated in a non-straightforward way."
Anonymous:
^ Bingo. If it's that obscure, it's not a "pattern".
Anonymous:
I had the same. I actually received one comment "Well, I can see it's elegant .. but will the others understand it?" Some guys just don't want to keep their skills up to date.
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