Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
I know a guy who's a scrum master, loves Linux AND is a Social Justice Warrior who recently got married (to a girl) and posted on Facebook, "I hope I can be the man she needs me to be."
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I'm indifferent about Linux but the rest paints him as a miserable human being.
I hope I can be the boi daddy needs me to be.
I'm sure he will be willing to bring his wife and her boyfriend a cheese platter while they fuck.
@#3, nah, I don't like cheese. He can fetch me a cold beer and maybe some lube for his wife.