Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.
Why do I always have to clean up my adult coworker's messes and remind him to do things like set up a lunch order?
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You can't fetch your own lunch, big guy?
Go Fuck Yourself
But anon1. We have to have lunch TOGETHER, it’s the only thing I’m useful for, gathering people and making sure no one strays from the pack of mindless imbeciles! I’m the pack leader!