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Coding Confessional

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Absolutions: 24 • Condemnations: 8

01/08/2018


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Anonymous #1:
My company uses stock photos of random people, with minorities mixed in. People no one has ever seen and who never worked at my company. Usually standing around a white board smiling.
Anonymous #2:
#1: It's gotten so silly here that they use the token white guy, if they include a white guy at all. All but two of my colleagues are awkward white guys.
FuckIT:
It's the dream endgame for corporate. An industry so watered down they can interview for new help like girly department stores do. Not there yet.
Anonymous #1:
@#2, we don't have any black developers, as far as I know we never have. We have tons of Indian developers, which ironically the stock photos don't include any.
Anonymous #3:
Are they shaming you? Yes. Your "style" is not good optics.
Anonymous #4:
#3: It's fucking great optics -- unpretentious and non-narcissistic. The real deal. No one wants to see hipsters jerk off to the mirror.
Anonymous #5:
OP needs new meds.
Anonymous #6:
Seriously? :-D "_REAL_" Developers. Coding skills depend on sex, clothes, what you eat and how fat your ass is you assume :-D You made my day.
Anonymous #7:
#6: Are you a tranny or something?
Anonymous #8:
You forgot the obligatory Apple Mac Book Pro.
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