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Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.


Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

Yesterday I farted and it smelled so bad! It was the result of chinese buffet and it smelled like dooky mixed with sesame sauce

Last library update 3 months ago, last documentation update 3 years ago.

I just saw someone opening an issue mentioning automatic generation of C++ code. This won't end well.

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Damnn Web Development is soo boring! I am so glad I figured it out this early in my career. Will definitely switch to Machine Learning ASAP!

You complete your sprints on time and the PM loves you. However your code is rank rotten and you're creating tech debt for others to fix. Why don't you man up and tell your boss it'll take a bit longer to do it right, instead of fucking writing shit?

To the woman/man who invented the open office: "F*CK YOU!"

"Servant leadership". Haha. Buzzwords crack me up.

// TODO commenting the correct way to do it and pretending it will be done, estimate time to refucktoring = NEVER...

Safari is the new IE!

Today, I like to confess which is not very bad from my application point of view but good to be honest. Different applications shared some log directory and as part of my deployment testing I deleted all the existing log files(my application and other applications files managed by different team).

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. set a man on fire and he will be dead forever.

What ruins software development are too many frameworks, too many new tools to keep up with, and, worst of all, too many arrogant "smartest guy in the room" types.

Rather than spend an hour telling a customer how to fix a problem I've just sent them a link to the solution at

can't focus right now, I'm divorcing my wife. She just applied for government involvement, and they have called me to get the payment plan happening... In a sense I'm happy, but in other sense, is destroying me... oh well another chapter. At least I know how to pretend to program I guess...

hey lazy animals, use to pretend you are working... so it looks like you are typing something hahahaha

The low rumble of our open office has built to a thundering crescendo over the course of the afternoon. I haven't done anything productive for a few hours. I probably will head out soon since the day is now a lost cause.

I have 15 years coding. Only one or two projects made their way to production. Most of the time the project was cancelled, or I spent so little time working in the project that I never knew what happened in the end. I use most of my time studying for my next (better paid) job while I wait for requirements or some other shit to be defined.

For real though, if there is such a big market for (btw, you are a faggot if you're into that), how would there not be a market for Bobs getting smothered.

I don't get what all this hate against js for everything is about, I get to write only one language forever, for everything, C++, python, ruby, java and whatever else can Go fuck themselves.

Some shitty outsourcing company sent me an email to my work address trying to sell me outsourced devs. It says their outsourced people can be ramped out and pushing to production in 2 weeks (lol). In the words of the legendary commenter here: Go Fuck Yourself

She's turned the weans against us

Another fulfilling day of sitting in front of monitors all day. Exciting!

Glad the gay posts have been removed. Coding Confessional is back!