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Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

I have a presentation this week that my boss's boss wants me to do and so I delayed an issue I was working on to prepare it. Then yesterday my manager asks me about the work on the issue and I just want to tell her to leave me alone for the rest of the week because I'm busy with the presentation. Or maybe I should ask her if I should delay the presentation to work on the issue now. I only have time and desire to focus on one at a time! Maybe I will be fired.

After 5 years working under Scrum I feel more like a junior level developer rather than senior level. I hate the feeling of going backwards.

I genuinely want to cry out of stress from overwhelming bullshit.

When person uncommented a line in .gitignore along with all the files that should be ignored.

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Why scala... When there is Clojure!!!!

Programming line of business applications got boring after some years. Even switching languages and frameworks does not help.

How do you combat nervousness at an interview? I always have a hard time navigating between saying enough and saying too much that isn't relevant -- which then feels like i am making an attempt to be picked last for the dodgeball game.

Going to regret marking all these tasks as completed. I could have easily sat on them for at least the rest of this week. Fuck.

Every morning I have headaches and feel nauseous. Medical tests say I'm fine. It's probably stress but I don't know what to do.

I am pretty sure there is a built-in indent obfuscator in most of IDEs.

I saw a billboard yesterday that said "Hello World" -- automatically caught my attention, and for good reason too! It was an ad for a computer science event (for kids) at a local science center. Sadly non-coding parents of nerdy kids won't get it and won't take the time to read the small print. :(

I've been doing Objective-C for the past 5 years, and I'm super lazy to learn Swift. I just hate it

I have a project for a client to work on but I've been spending more time on a personal project

What do you call someone who knows only one language? JS Full stack developer.

I've been doing JS for 5 years... I hate it.

My major is Computer Science, I have a History Mandatory final exam and I'm not willing to study and get 50% in this course. I'm a programmer and I don't care about this sh*t .

I wish I could just go to work, code, and not have to talk to anyone. Go to work, code, leave. ☺️

Scemo chi legge. Ma soprattutto, smettila di procrastinare e lavora.

Ctvw8 When designers misuse the terms build/create. " I'm building this app".... But the so called "app" is only the design. P.S I'm a web designer.