Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.Confess
No one should be allowed to choose a development methodology or framework like Kanban or Scrum unless they have a minimum of 5 years experience as a developer.
Essa bolsa fica de cú doce a manhã inteira, daí chega de tarde ela resolve subir.
Doubt it will do so, but I hope this continued $GEVO run makes claytrader give serious consideration to blowing his brains out.
A multiplayer, drawing game from the idiot behind Coding Confessional.
Our CEO is worried about the size of my penis. He still loves my little tush though.
I confess that I would like AA to do dong hangers on my face. I would be willing to submit myself to such treatment for the betterment of AA and the company. Hang away, Mr Adams.
Surest sign of a shit project: Git commit messages like "Fixing...", "Making...", etc. If you don't see what's wrong there, you're part of the problem. Maybe it's excusable if you're new to Git, but if you've used it for years, it means you pay zero attention to detail, and shouldn't be allowed near code either.
Football is pretty homoerotic, but at least it's not American Football level homoerotic. Major chubbie here.
The only thing I ever use google assistant for is setting alarms. All the rest is an unreliable gimmick.
Standardize the process _before_ automating, assholoes. Ever heard of the saying "to err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer"? Whatever insanity you have in your system is only going to be magnified a hundredfold if you get your computer to repeat it.
Recruiters are like used car salesmen that don't know the basic features of the cars on their lot