Coding Confessional

Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.


Anonymous Confessions from Programmers.

No one should be allowed to choose a development methodology or framework like Kanban or Scrum unless they have a minimum of 5 years experience as a developer.

Essa bolsa fica de cú doce a manhã inteira, daí chega de tarde ela resolve subir.

Doubt it will do so, but I hope this continued $GEVO run makes claytrader give serious consideration to blowing his brains out.

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I fear my manager thinks that everyone on my team is black.

I watch the World Cup during work hours

Wake me up when June ends

Our CEO is worried about the size of my penis. He still loves my little tush though.

i started to workout and do yoga classes

Addicted to too many things

I confess that I would like AA to do dong hangers on my face. I would be willing to submit myself to such treatment for the betterment of AA and the company. Hang away, Mr Adams.

The worst summer ever for me

How many of you fags are in $GEVO today?

Surest sign of a shit project: Git commit messages like "Fixing...", "Making...", etc. If you don't see what's wrong there, you're part of the problem. Maybe it's excusable if you're new to Git, but if you've used it for years, it means you pay zero attention to detail, and shouldn't be allowed near code either.

Football is pretty homoerotic, but at least it's not American Football level homoerotic. Major chubbie here.

The only thing I ever use google assistant for is setting alarms. All the rest is an unreliable gimmick.

I don't know if my colleagues like me or not

Standardize the process _before_ automating, assholoes. Ever heard of the saying "to err is human, to really screw things up takes a computer"? Whatever insanity you have in your system is only going to be magnified a hundredfold if you get your computer to repeat it.

I am a whiny bitch

I only work in IT because I'm a fat admirer.

Recruiters are like used car salesmen that don't know the basic features of the cars on their lot

Attila the Hun - Died at the ripe old age of 19.

UWP is such a piece of shit!